Tiger Woods- The jokes are on you now

Well, by now everybody knows what the smart minds (mine included) suspected from the very beginning, and that is that the car smashing incident was the continuation of a domestic dispute.
Tiger Woods said ‘I am sorry’ and according to some sources forked in an immediate $5 million present to his wife as a token of his appreciation for her continuous efforts to save the face of the family, along with a shortening of the length of the pre-nuptial agreement from 10 years to a more manageable 7 years.
In danger are the huge endorsements which are the major source of Tiger’s wealth. To keep them who knows how far is he ready to go? I guess a public apology won’t suffice, especially after the paparazzi started digging for more.
Until more dirty details of his extra marital affairs are ready to surface, let’s enjoy the jokes.

“Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant”

What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

Thats the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree … he couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver.

I find it’s a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can’t see the Woods for the trees.

Tiger’s wife went for him over a birdie.

What was the second worst part of Tiger’s car accident? The police found the driver in the trunk.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Whats the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Finally, the holier than thou Tiger Woods is being thrown to the wolfs. I bet that the guys who built his 155 ft yacht and got sued for using Tiger Woods’s name to promote their business, are having a ‘hooray’ moment.
Karma is a bitch.

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